I’d fuck you but you live too far away.


the tumblr proverb

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I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

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I want some love and loving but I won’t allow myself to have it.

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me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

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My nights are for overthinking, my mornings are for oversleeping. Unknown (via ashtenirwn)

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idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

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