sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

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“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

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Sunday nights are the worst you go to bed with that horrifying feeling of impending doom like “I’ve got a whole fucking week ahead

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women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

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I’d fuck you but you live too far away.


the tumblr proverb

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I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

I fucking know what happened previously ok

I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

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I want some love and loving but I won’t allow myself to have it.

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